Re: Post the Jokes

by vasu_g0 Thu May 29, 2008 2:23 pm

that was also a funny joke

Que:which is the longest word in the dictonary??
Ans: smiles[MILES]

hehehehheh Very Happy

by deeptanshu Thu May 29, 2008 3:35 pm

1.Teacher-How can you sleep in my class?
Student-I can if you slow down your voice. Very Happy

:D:lol:

2.Question-what is the full form of maths?
Answer-mentally affected teachers harassing students. Very Happy

:D:D:lol:

by MAXab94 Thu May 29, 2008 3:47 pm

ONE POET TO THE PUBLICER" sir, how was my last poem."
THE PUBLICER" OH! I am very happy that was yours last poem."

by deeptanshu Thu May 29, 2008 4:21 pm

Santa-Call me doctor.Call me doctor.
Banta-Whats the matter?r u sick?
Santa-I have just graduated from the medical collage:D:D

by **hjpotter92** Thu May 29, 2008 5:08 pm

Nice joke Deepu. But TC[Take Care] Of using less amount of those time taking, Bandwidth wasting lolspeaking Smilies.. Now one more

Please recommend a suitable match for my brother.
There are many but suitability comes in the way

by **Gokuh** Thu May 29, 2008 6:28 pm

Well all the jokes posted bu the users were superb. And I like them all. Now this is from my side.

Why policeman never stops a taxi driver going in NO ENTRY?
ANS :- He was always on foot.

by **hjpotter92** Fri May 30, 2008 5:23 pm

Gokuh, I really didn't understood that joke. Please explain it clearly, till then have fun

A wrote:Poet: I still lack fire in my work.
Critic: No, you need to do exactly the opposite.

by deeptanshu Sat May 31, 2008 8:40 pm

All of the jokes are quite good.. Now another:

Teacher: Whom did Rani Lakshmi Bai fought?
Student: Sir, she used a sword....! :P:lol:

by **hjpotter92** Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:18 am

Salesman: Madam, Which type of Sari are you looking for?
Lady: The one which will put the woman next door on fire.

Those are really nice jokes Deeptanshu Singh.

by garima Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:36 pm

Customer: Barber i want tere naam haircut .
After some time.....
Customer: You fool, what you have done, you cut my all hairs .
Barber: But sir! ihave seen only end of the movie, in that Salman Khan was without hair. Very Happy

:o

by deeptanshu Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:47 pm

Nice joke.now one from me
Mother:You again get your dirty legs on bed.
Son:Mother,now where did i get my another legs. Very Happy

by **hjpotter92** Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:36 pm

"You looted Jwelery along with cash. Is it true?" asked the judge
"Yes, my lord! I have heard that money alone can't give happiness." replied the thief.

All those jokes were very good. sorry, they are very good.

by MAXab94 Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:55 pm

Very nice joke Admin. Really funny. now another

A childern ask his father" papa you can write any thing in dark '
father tolled that '"yes i can do ,but on which thing you want to make my writing .
the son saye's that"dad on my proggres card'.

by **hjpotter92** Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:56 pm

Nice joke Amitabh. I loved it.

"Doctor! he has got a bad habit of biting nails in his sleep."
"But his nails are intact"
"He bites mine nails, doctor."

by vasu_g0 Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:52 pm

it was very funny joke....Now one from me

Akshay:Ashok ,you wear new clothes every day.Is your father a businessman?
Ashok:No, he's a laudryman..

by **hjpotter92** Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:13 pm

Very nice joke vasu. A new one now for you all.

Tell me what is the secret ofyou 100 years of age?
I was born in 1908.

by garima Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:22 pm

Teacher:Tell me mohit,how can we get vitamin c and vitamin d together.
Mohit:Stand in sunlight and eat amla. Very Happy

by **hjpotter92** Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:24 pm

One morejoke now:

I wish wrote:Which is the most difficult question?

"Are you asleep?" if the answer is positive then it is the most difficult one to draw an answer.

Nice joking by garima.

by deeptanshu Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:03 pm

Teacher:When did Akbar rule India?
Student:From page no.14 to 20.

by garima Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:15 pm

It was a nice joke golu!
Boss in anger:Have you seen any owl?
Employee:No sir!
Boss:What are you seeing downward.Look at me.

by vasu_g0 Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:19 pm

Very nice joke Golu and also Garima....and smiley is also cool and funny.

Mohan: What will you be when you grow up?
Sohan: Old..

hehehehehhee Smile

by deeptanshu Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:29 pm

One man said to to wrestler:You are giving me the threat of breaking thirty teeth.Why are you forgiving my two teeth.
Wrestler:I am giving special discount to everyone on festivals. Very Happy

by **hjpotter92** Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:09 pm

Those are really nice jokes. I think that all the jokers have gathered here. Now, some rules regarding this topic

All your jokes must be quoted. The BB Codes can be seen
You should post at least 2-3 jokes in one posts or they will be deleted
Nothing other than jokes is allowed here.
I am locking this topic for a week so that other forums will also get notice

Hope you would take care and MODS will see it.

by garima Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:23 pm

Teacher:I killed a jeweller for money! Change this sentence into future.
Rohit:You were greedy and killer, now you will go to jail!

Judge:Why did you stole a suitcase full of clothes?
Thief:Sir,i don't had clothes for coming court.

by **hjpotter92** Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:37 pm

They were quite nice jokes Garima. Now, coming from me:

A bus driver named his seventh child: 'BUS'

Boss: You asked to quit the job. Why?
Worker: I am going to get married, sir.
Boss: Oh! Who is that foolish girl marrying you?
Worker: Your daughter, Sir!

"My first wife had an insurance."
"What you did with that amount?"
"Got another one!"

Spoiler:

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